I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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