...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
there is puke in my bra ... again
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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