does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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