Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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