Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So much Jack, so little girl.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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