I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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