you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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