I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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