THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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