I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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