talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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