Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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