he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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