very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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