you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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