Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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