I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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