Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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