After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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