playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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