apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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