the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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