You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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