That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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