walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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