I hate all girls vehemently.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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