all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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