sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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