i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She bit a glass in half.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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