I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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