it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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