The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
