just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
two words...techno handjob
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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