wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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