The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
How's work?
Spinning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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