yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
