They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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