Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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