remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
