On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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