So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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