weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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