she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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