You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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