I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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