this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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