i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
