Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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