whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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