Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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