turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Randomize
